- all celebrities: oh I don't eat, I don't pee, I don't poo, I don't sleep, that's gross
- jennifer lawrence: food is my favourite part of the day, oh today I ate fries, snacks, pee in the woods, pee on my pants, sleep all day, pee at night, eat, pee, sleep, pee, eat
The owner of the Titanic said, “Not even God can sink this ship.” and we already know what happened. Marilyn Monroe said, “I do not need Jesus.” Three days later she was found dead. A mother told her daughter, “May God accompany you.” Ironically she replied, “In the trunk because he does not fit here.” On this trip there was an accident and everyone was killed and the trunk remained intact. If you are not ashamed of God, reblog.
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(Source: shortyyovoxo)
